TOP TEN OTHER SURPRISES ON THE P-CARD AUDIT

10. FAKED RECEIPTS ACTUALLY FROM "FED EX KINKY'S"

9. 28 P-CARD CHARGES TO DRY CLEANERS-NOTATION: REMOVE WINE STAINS AND MARTINIZE MIKE RAGSDALE'S TIES

8. CYNTHIA FINCH PURCHASE AT BOOKS-A-MILLION FOR "GRANT WRITING FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!"
7. CLUB LECONTE ACTUALLY FRENCH FOR CLUB LEWASTE THE TAXPAYERS MONEY

6. SERVICEMASTER HIRED TO GET RID OF STALE LOBSTER SMELL ON THE SIXTH FLOOR

5. FIVE $79.99 MEMBERSHIP FEES TO THE "SO YOUR NAME IS MIKE, TOO CLUB"

4. NOT ONE RED DIME SPENT ON FRIED CHICKEN. SHOCKING!

3. FLEW MIKE ARMS TO SAN FRANCISCO TO PICK UP RICE-A-RONI, THE SAN FRANCISCO TREAT

2. $285. NOTATION: 2 FRONT ROW TICKETS AND MATCHING T-SHIRTS FOR MIKE AND MIKE TO THE HANNAH MONTANA CONCERT

1. THE " P" ACTUALLY STANDS FOR "PAR-TAY!"